..."time for yourself" means cleaning the toilet.
...you think about taping kleenex on 3 little runny noses to help catch boogers.
...going to Walmart is your outing for the week.
...you plan your Sundays around Jerseylicious and Real Housewives of New Jersey, and you're not afraid to admit it.
...date night consists of doctored up frozen pizza, diet beer and sharing the remote.